John Lennon: Leader of the Labour Party in 1998. At one point Lennon attended a UN Conference in the US, and his bodyguard was Elvis Presley. Lennon explained to Presley that he had owned all of his albums, and might have pursued a musical career if the King hadn't quit the business for the army.
Real-world reference: Yes, that John Lennon.
Source: Comeback Tour by Jack Yeovil
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